ever feeling a little to white for your skin? well this blog quite humorously will validate all that is you. dont have a tv? its okay! youre white- we're supposed to love that stuff. still sporting lame old bangs? its okay! we're supposed to dig that. finding yoursefl unable to leave the house without scarves or new balance! crisis averted- it is a age old inclination residing deep in your soul.
the "full list of stuff white people like" is a personal favorite of mine.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/
and reason number 116 certainly tops my charts:
(http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/)
"All music genres go through a very similar life cycle: birth, growth, mainstream acceptance, decline, and finally obscurity. With black music, however, the final stage is never reached because white people are work tirelessly to keep it alive"....specifically jazz.
"Every few a months," stuffwhitepeoplelike says, " a white person will put on some Jazz and pour themselves a glass of wine or scotch and tell themselves how nice it is. Then they will get bored and watch television or write emails to other white people about how nice it was to listen to Jazz at home. 'Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.'"
this is why. i. love. stuff white people like dot com
3 comments:
I'm headed to the house to sip some sharaz and listen to some miles davis
Oh my gosh, that site is hysterical! Why isn't that racist? Could we possibly do a "whatblackpeoplelike" website????
haha i am guessing that would be deemed p-in-c (politically incorrect) lol
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